You hear the darndest things...

I found this on Overheard In New York and just had to post it:

Wednesday One-liners for the Thespians

Girl on cell: No...Well yes, you can call me back, just not between the hours of 8 and 10PM...Why do you think? It's Jack Bauer Power Hour!....Uh, times 2. It's going to be motherf*cking terrorist-kicking time. That whispering bad ass mofo is going to be going on strong tonight for 2 hours. Praise Jebus!...Bam! Pop! Pow! Jacky should be the father of my children. I will however totally call you directly after the show.

--1st Avenue & 5th Street

There are plenty of other gems on there today, too such as the "Women Have Needs, Wednesday One-liners" section. Enjoy!