Reunited and it feels so...forced.

In this world of disposable relationships, couples' therapy and a 50/50 shot when it comes to marriage, it seems Mattel has the answer. Get a makeover! At least, that's what Ken has done to try to get Barbie back after their split in early 2004. For those not in the know, she left him for an Aussie cutie named Blaine.

Mattel has done such wonderful things with the Barbie doll over the years. I mean, the very first Barbie was fashioned after a German sex toy doll from the 1950's called Bild Lilli. What better model for young girls and their self-esteem. Now with the new Ken, they can teach everyone that all you need is to be loved is to change who you are. What a sweet life lesson.