The sparrow flies at midnight...

Monday, October 31, 2005

Happy Halloween!!!

Top Ten Reasons Why Halloween Is A Good Time...

10. For New Yorkers who wear black every day, now it seems festive.
9. It's a great excuse to get rid of those eggs that have been in your fridge way past their expiration date.
8. You can "do" the whole neighborhood.
7. Women can be as trampy as they want.
6. Men can be the dogs they really are!
5. There's no gift giving.
4. All of those bridesmaid dresses can instantly be useful with some fake blood.
3. It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you ARE someone else.
2. CANDY!!!
and
1. Trickin' and Treatin' ;)

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